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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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[injusticewetrust]

Ha ha ha! Well, whether you need it or not, I will provide it! So be at ease, kid!

By the way, I have yet to introduce myself! The name's Bobby Fulbright, a homicide detective and a champion of JUSTICE!

[And he whips out his badge from the holster on his left side.]

[zeitnot]

Oh.








That's actually a pretty witty name.

snorts

[injusticewetrust]

It's a great name, isn't it? Perfect for a champion of righteousness such as myself!

Now, what's your name, kid?

:>

[zeitnot]

Hmm... Call me Håkon. [ it's as much as my name as anything else nowadays, I guess... ]

So is there a murder scene around here?

[injusticewetrust]

As a matter of fact, there is! I'm afraid I can't reveal the details to you, since you aren't involved. But know that we, the police, are working to catch the criminal and convict them. After all, it's only just if we get the right man!

[zeitnot]

Hm... so it's this way?

[ actually starts walking... in the right direction. ]

[injusticewetrust]

Halt! You're not authorized to go past this point! If you choose to continue, I will be forced to arrest you!

[zeitnot]

Oh?

What if I'm an important witness? Wouldn't arresting me be going against justice? You'll lose valuable information that could help you solve the case, you know.

That's just plain injustice, if you ask me.

1/2

[injusticewetrust]

Hmm? Are you claiming to be a witness to the murder?

[injusticewetrust]

If that is the case, I need to bring you to the station for questioning! Prosecutor Blackquill would not like it if I missed a valuable witness, after all!

[zeitnot]

I need to jog my memory a little~

Besides, I'd be so much more useful if I could point out exactly what I saw at the scene of the crime!

1/2 I'm sorry I really like the glasses pose dkjhaf

[injusticewetrust]

Hmm...

[injusticewetrust]

...Alright! But I will accompany you the whole time to make sure that you don't tamper with the scene! Where would you like to go first?

[zeitnot]

[ wow that was easy ]

Spectator stands. Left side.

[ the side where the majority of the witnesses were... ]

[injusticewetrust]

[Let it never be said that Fulbright is not an easy man to trick.]

Off we go! In justice we trust!!!

[He leads Håkon to the spectator stands, where there are a few people milling about, and policemen around. The field stretched in front of the stands is swarming with policemen, especially around the goalpost where the body was found.]

Well, do you remember anything?

[zeitnot]

Yep. Lots. I remember what I ate last night.

[ deadpans his way over. what a messy scene... he thinks. his hand feel a little idle, so he pockets them. ]

What do you guys have so far?

[injusticewetrust]

Well, we've already arrested our main suspect, the ace of the soccer club, Alf Cyde. We believe the true scene of the crime is on the fourth floor music room, in the school, as there's evidence that the body was dropped a long distance. At the time of the victim's death, the suspect was the only one on the floor.

Does any of this ring a bell for you?

[zeitnot]

Alarm bells, yeah. [ what's he got in his pocket? oh.. lollipop.

he takes that out, unwraps it, and sticks it into his own mouth. sucking on that sucker thoughtfully. ]

Alf Clyde... Poor guy. He probably feels pretty slighted, getting accused of something that he didn't do.

[injusticewetrust]

What?? Are you claiming that he is not the killer? Where's the proof for that?

[zeitnot]

[ here, he taps his head. ]

I'm the witness, remember? I am the proof. Geez, get with the program.

[injusticewetrust]

Even witnesses can be wrong! Evidence never lies though! In a court of justice, evidence is what really matters!

[zeitnot]

[ procedure before people... was it? he breathes out a long sigh around his lollipop. flexing his fingers, he laces them and pushes them out in front of him.

and then, he slips his hands back into his pockets. ]

Sounds like you'd rather talk to evidence than to people.

[injusticewetrust]

Having witnesses allows us to determine which evidence is relevant and important, so we need both witness and evidence to have a fair and just trial!

[zeitnot]

Okay. Then, talk to me.

[ he takes out his lollipop, and points it at bobby lackadaisically. ] Ask me a couple of questions, and let's see where that gets us.

[injusticewetrust]

Very well. Prepare for my justice-filled questioning!

First: Were you here, in this school, last night between 6 and 9 pm?