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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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Håkon Wium Lie // GIMME ANYONE

[zeitnot]

[ what am I putting here

oh right




this would be a bored kid flicking a lazy glance your way. ]

Justice... huh.

What's it mean to you? I wonder.

You picked the wrong topic to start with

[injusticewetrust]

In justice we trust! Justice is a shining beacon of hope and righteousness! It's what guides me to protect innocent citizens from the depths of evil and injustice! As a champion of justice, I spread it everywhere I possibly can so that we can all feel safe and protected! Ha ha ha!

:3c

[zeitnot]

Come again?

Sorry, I completely zoned out after the 'shining beacon of hope' part.

1/2 WE'RE GOOD HE'S NOT FAZED

[injusticewetrust]

Ha ha ha! Fear not if you do not understand! Just know that I will fulfill my duty as champion of justice and protect you from evil!

In justice we trust!

2/2

[injusticewetrust]

So, kid, is there something you need from me?

[zeitnot]

... not your protection, if that's where this conversation's going here.

[injusticewetrust]

Ha ha ha! Well, whether you need it or not, I will provide it! So be at ease, kid!

By the way, I have yet to introduce myself! The name's Bobby Fulbright, a homicide detective and a champion of JUSTICE!

[And he whips out his badge from the holster on his left side.]

[zeitnot]

Oh.








That's actually a pretty witty name.

snorts

[injusticewetrust]

It's a great name, isn't it? Perfect for a champion of righteousness such as myself!

Now, what's your name, kid?

yo give me one of your OCs

[magicdrains]

[holy hell it's raining teenagers

Okay, no not really, it's just the one, but. Might want to get out of the way. Don't want this one falling on you, after all.]

You get a thief dancer :3 And I don't have an appropriate icon for this OTL;;

[golden_penitence]

Holy shi- [Mikado's gettin' the hell outta the way before he gets squashed!! But after a split-second of thought he turns around to catch the falling teenager.]

sweet 8D

[magicdrains]

[... Oh, well, she certainly wasn't expecting to be caught. Nice surprise.

She raises an eyebrow and, little shit that Kara is, she can't resist muttering:] My hero.

[Not that it sounds entirely genuine. Luckily, when she speaks again, she doesn't sound nearly as sarcastic.] Thanks for not letting me take the brunt of the impending deceleration trauma. Nice catch, by the way.

I need more icons.....;;

[golden_penitence]

Why thank you. [Sarcasm for sarcasm, my friend.]

No problem, it was more of a reflex than anything. But why the hell were you falling from the sky anyway? Some sort of fallen angel or what?

all of mine are basically placeholders, it's okay

[magicdrains]

[She likes you already.]

Not entirely sure, actually! I'm thinking it's gotta be unfortunate portal placement for this world, considering I'm normally spat out of ones that are closer to the ground. Or I just made a wrong turn somewhere, who knows. So, what's your name, stranger?

Re: all of mine are basically placeholders, it's okay

[golden_penitence]

...unfortunate portal placement...? [Uh... what. ...Well, never mind that.]

My name... You could call me Duo. What's your name?

[magicdrains]

It's a long story.

[She grins.] I'm Kara, nice to meet you. So, Duo, can you put me down now?

[golden_penitence]

O-oh, right! [And he sets her, down, a little flustered.] My bad.

[Wow he's feeling a little awkward now, so let's find a topic to change onto!/small>]

Uh, what did you mean about... awkward portal placement?

toss me shinjucakes yo

[encage]

[ a boy who weighs less than three pounds and reeks of canary-- he's sitting on your windowsill, peering in with great interest. ]

So you're the princess. What a shock.

shinju is not a cake yo

[pearlyprincess]

And who the heck are you? How did you get past the guards?

:> :> :>

[encage]

Well! Get this--







Apparently my singing was so bad, they passed right out!

[pearlyprincess]

...Huh.

[She'll be getting up to rummage through a drawer nearby.]

[encage]

[ peering over curiously! ]

What are you getting?

[pearlyprincess]

Masking tape.

[Okay, she was pretty sure she put the tape in here....]

[encage]

Oh! For a prank?

[pearlyprincess]

No.

[Oh, there it is! She shuts the drawer, tape in hand.]

It's for taping your mouth shut in case you decide you want to try singing to me.