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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[zeitnot]

Yeeep. See how Alf Clyde couldn't have done it?

Well, unless he teleported, or drilled a hole through the floor or something. But both those things are pre-tty unlikely.

1/2

[injusticewetrust]

Hmm... I'll have the boys check the supply closet more thoroughly...

[And if they really find evidence that proves that what Håkon says is true...]

2/2

[injusticewetrust]

.............Did I arrest the wrong person...? Did my sense of justice somehow lead me onto the wrong path?

[ 1/2 ]

[zeitnot]

Yep. It sure did.

[ this is the face of sympathy
















not ]

[ 2/2 ]

[zeitnot]

Hey.

Personal question-- why are you so hung up about justice?

wow hakon u ass

[injusticewetrust]

...why am I hung up on justice? Because, as a detective, it is my duty to bring the unjust to the light, and have them pay for the crimes they've committed! One must have a strong sense of justice to perform this duty with all their passion!!!

In justice we trust! If we can trust in justice, then we can trust in the courts, which are sacred places where justice is upheld! It is because of a lack of justice that we're in the dark ages of the law, so it is my duty to help bring it back!

he's a little shit yes

[zeitnot]

You know--

'In justice in trust' [ he mimes writing the words out in mid-air, ] ... kind of sounds like 'injustice we trust'.

1/? ur gonna make fulbright cry

[injusticewetrust]

--Ah! I-It does! Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Why didn't anyone tell me beforehand???

Re: he's a little shit yes

[injusticewetrust]

We trust justice! ....that doesn't sound nearly as catchy...

3/?

[injusticewetrust]

Trust in justice! ...hmm... but it's still not as catchy as before...

4/5

[injusticewetrust]

...

......

fini!!

[injusticewetrust]

W-what do I do???

yw

[zeitnot]

You could change your motto! 'We like fluffy rabbits' is a good one.

So is 'double-rainbows all the way'. [ he mimes a ~*~rainbow~*~ with his hands clearly he's so helpful ]

wow you're a horrible person

[injusticewetrust]

No! That won't work! It has to be about justice! Ooh...... what do I do now...?? I can't face Prosecutor Blackquill before changing my motto! What should I do...???

How can I show my face around to the people I've been declaring that phrase to? I am ashamed of myself...

:>

[zeitnot]

Why don't you write it out for them? Say, write it on a piece of cardboard and hang it around your neck.

[ like a puppy ]

god you're the worst

[injusticewetrust]

Hmm! Hmmmm!! That sounds like a good idea...

yes, we have established this |D <3

[zeitnot]

Yes, doesn't it? Worrying about your motto in the middle of a murder investigation.

[injusticewetrust]

Ah! That's right, the investigation! This is no time to be worried about something like my motto when there is justice to be served!

Thank you for redirecting me back onto the path of justice! I will consider the matter of my motto later! Ha ha ha!

[zeitnot]

Sure, sure. So you gonna question me more or what?

[ crunch goes the lollipop. he looks up at the sky. mid-afternoon, and the sun is already setting. winter sucks no matter what part of the world you're in. ]

Actually... let's go to the scene of the crime.

[injusticewetrust]

The supply closet, right? Allow me to lead you!

[And off they gooo!!! The school's pretty big so it takes them a couple of minutes, but they get there eventually.]

[zeitnot]

[ håkon follows in. it's not like he doesn't know the layout of the school, but it'd probably be less problematic if he was obedient.

anyway, he just wanted to get indoors. it's no fun being out in the cold :V ]

Oho. Signs of struggle~

Or whatever it is that you detectives say when you see a ravaged room.

[injusticewetrust]

Yes, this place will need a thorough investigation. For now I could perform a preliminary investigation...

[Fulbright's examining the room, which, while it does look messy, nothing seems to be too out of place...]

...there doesn't seem to be anything out of place.

[zeitnot]

Mmm? It looks pretty suspicious to me.

[ he seems to be staring at a particular part of the room. the place where the murder... took place. of course.

how he knows? who knows... ] But then again, you're the expert here, mm? Start your investigation.