Random Scenario Meme

[skybuns]

the random scenario meme

TYPES OF SCENES
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!



ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honour → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.


ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.


CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.


FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?



GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

Comments

[lawfuloblivious]

[ Eseld was practically radiating delight, and it just disgruntled the blond paladin even more. The time had long passed since Torth had determined that there was just something wrong in Eseld's mind for him to have turned out like this, but he wasn't sure if this was just his nature or because of something in his past. He had yet to inquire, and he wasn't the type to pry. ]

Somehow, I can't feel any sincerity in your words.

[ Harsh, but Torth knows Eseld will just take it in stride. Insults and biting remarks rolled off the druid's back like water on a duck. ]

Oh, do they? Would you care to elaborate on your concerns?

[backstabber]

[ presently, just like a duck in the rain, eseld metaphorically fluffs up at torth's exasperated comeback, precisely as affected by the bite of the words as you'd expect him to be: aka not at all.

but there's a markedly thoughtful hum as he rests his cheek against the back of torth's breastplate, a bit of a thoughtful lull that either forebodes something embarrassing at torth's expense, or bloody murder. that's just the way things usually go.

... remarkably, however, it's neither of those things. ]

Between myself, Ser Fable and Magister Ouyang. Hypothetically, if the three of us were in similar states of near-death, as it were, be it from our own negligence or through forces outside of our control. And, also hypothetically, you could only carry one of us on your brutish shoulders to safety lest it ends up with yourself dead and no-one saved at all. Which would you choose?

Feelings-wise, of course.

[lawfuloblivious]

[ There's only a minute tense in Torth's shoulders when he hears Eseld's thoughtful hum -- a sound that usually precedes something terribly vicious or embarrassing coming out of the druid's mouth.

What comes out though is neither, but still something he'd rather not have to contemplate as a potential reality. To ask that he choose between any one of his precious companions -- he couldn't possibly... ]

I...

[ There's a part of him that wants to choose someone to save. But at the same time, he would be crushed by the guilt -- to have to actively choose to let someone die... it would be the same as killing them himself. ]

I couldn't. I... this would never happen. You three are more hardy than that.

[ In his heart, he knows that if he alone were forced to make a choice, without his companions spurring him to a decision, he would have saved no one, paralyzed by guilt and indecision.

Eseld may feel the paladin's grip on him tighten a little. ]

[backstabber]

[ it's nigh impossible to miss the way torth's hold on him tightens, especially since it brings with it a wave of pain that ends with something vaguely like nausea settling in eseld's gut. eseld, for the post part, grandly ignores it, because ultimately he did this for a purpose, and he's more than capable of reaping the consequences on his own.

especially since there's a part of him who can palpably feel the way torth's pulse seems to jump at the thought. agitation and uncertainty all rolled into one-- if he were the caring type, perhaps he'd feel guilt at making such an upstanding man so wrought with guilt and indecision.

but there's that aforementioned defect in his personality surfacing once again. eseld huffs. ]

Oh, come now. You were the one worrying over our health but a scant few minutes ago. There must be some kind of priority in your mind. A decisive plan in contingency for a disaster, as it were.

Is it Ser Fable, whose prickly exterior has developed a bit of a soft spot for you? Is it Magister Ouyang, whose eccentricity belies his fragility?

Or would it be myself?

[lawfuloblivious]

[ His mouth feels too dry all of a sudden, and it's as if the exhaustion from the recent battle sinks into him. His body feels sluggish, and his mind faint. Yet the question Eseld poses runs through his mind like a flying eagle, piercing his heart with knives of guilt and creating waves of anxiety that roil in the bottom of his gut.

He couldn't choose. He couldn't condemn any of the three to death. And yet, he had to choose, because if he didn't, no one would live, and someone living is better than none.

But who could he choose? Surely Ouyang was the best choice here. He was a fellow member of the church, and an extremely skilled spellcaster. No doubt his loss would be a great setback for the church. But to simply neglect the other two because they lacked a connection to the church... that felt wrong.

Fable... snarky, sulky, and extremely sketchy, at times disappearing to do who knows what. Torth is sure that it's something he wouldn't approve of. And yet, he liked the warlock. He had a great sense of humour, and was just as skilled as Ouyang. But more importantly, the man had a good heart underneath it all. The way he showed care for those abused Tabaxi girls, and the goblin girl with a missing leg back in the Neverwinter church... he cared for people too, even if he tried his best to hide that fact. Perhaps he was just shy or trying to maintain a reputation. That didn't matter to Torth.

When he imagined choosing to leave the tiefling for death, he could only envision a look of betrayal on Fable's face, and it hurt.

No, he couldn't abandon Fable to his death, he was certain of that.

And Eseld... there was always an air of tragedy about him, though he spoke lightly and full of mirth and jest. It was the way he would subtly degrade himself every once in a while, accepting death as an option in his life. There was a depth of self-hatred that bubbled over every once in a while, and Torth felt compassion and pity for the druid. As biting as his words were, as much as he loved to rile up the people around him, as much of a nuisance as he was, that didn't mean he deserved death, and Torth didn't want to choose to abandon him. He didn't want to validate Eseld's self-loathing.

He couldn't choose Eseld either, and his grip on the druid tightens even more. ]

It... it depends... on the situation. I'll... choose the one I believe would have the best chance of survival given the circumstances.

[ His answer comes out slow, pained. It's not even an answer, really, but he just... couldn't. ]

[backstabber]

[ another pause, another squeeze. at this point, eseld's fairly certain that any tighter and whatever blood's left in his system is simply going to be squeezed right out, the first victim to torth's dillydallying indecision. in private, he doesn't suppose the question to be at all that difficult. you need only to look at the party from utility and emotionality combined. fable, whose quick wit and strong, inflexible nature, and his connection with torth, would've been the obvious pick, his self preservation being something that even eseld could respect.

that the paladin is having apparently so much difficult voicing his thoughts just reinforces the fact that eseld doesn't understand what goes on in that lug of head of his. not enough where it truly matters anyway-- surface reactions that eseld can push like buttons on a machine aside, what lies beneath is a creature that eseld would never understand in a million years, and the knowledge is both annoying and a source of loathing.

finally, the paladin seems to have made up his mind-- even though it's no decision at all. unsurprisingly.

another huff, this time a tickle of cooling breath against the shell of torth's ear. ]

You needn't lie to me, love. It's just us here. [ it's a non-answer because torth doesn't have an answer. but that's only to be expected. ] Well, I suppose the three of us will simply have to make a pact behind your back, supposing that two of us will have to kill ourselves so that the choice is made for you and you'll have the wherewithal to keep someone alive.

[lawfuloblivious]

What--?!

[ Of all the things Eseld could have said in reply...! ]

No, no!! Don't do that! Don't...

[ Don't promise to kill yourselves just for his sake, he wants to say, but the words don't come out.

Why is this hypothetical question even affecting him so much? Had this been any other time, he's sure he would have brushed it off easily and continued on with his life. However, surrounded by crimson trails of death and destruction, unknowing of Fable and Ouyang's status, and carrying a bleeding, weakened Eseld on his back... the question preyed on his fears at the right time.

Eseld always had the worst timing. ]

...Fable. I'll.... choose Fable.

[ He doesn't think as he speaks. He's not sure why he even makes the choice. Perhaps that was his true bias showing, something he wouldn't have thought he actually had until Eseld pushed him to the brink. And almost immediately after he speaks, he feels guilt rushing up and bile piling in his throat. ]

There! I made a choice! Now stop it with this inane line of questioning. Something like this would never happen. Never.

[backstabber]

[ and presto, the intended effect is right on the mark. if eseld had a little bit more blood flowing through his extremities, he might've mock-clapped himself on the back for a job well done. as it stands, he's pale, sluggish and so very amused, and so whatever blood that would've gone into patting himself on the back instead went into--

laughter. small, golden bubbles of it, welling up like hysteria from his throat. he shakes into torth's shoulder, infernally amused and not at all intending to hide it, given how far they've come in the conversation.

he said it, not him, he wants to say, looking up to the sky in vague glee, because fable's probably scrying in on them right about now and he owes him seventy gold. ]

Torth, love-- [ the snickering is starting to hurt. no, it's hurt for a while now-- but the rush of endorphins plus the childish glee from having his theory proven had been enough of a buffer for him to ignore it. it comes rushing back in now, but the peppered laughter continues. he grasps torth's arm weakly, his back still shaking from the exertion. ] you needn't be so serious. Like you said, it'd never happen.

[ a beat, the silent equivalent of a flourish that even a bard would find proud. ]

That is, it'd never happen in the sense that it's impossible to get all three of us to agree on something. You know that. [ that suicide pact would never happen, let's be real. a snicker. ] Though to think it was Fable's name that Freudian slipped through your lips after all. You said it, it wasn't I--

[lawfuloblivious]

[ Torth flushes bright red at the sound of laughter. Whether it was from embarrassment, anger, other emotions or some mix of all three, it would be hard for anyone to tell exactly what Torth is feeling at the moment. Of course Eseld was just mocking him, he shouldn't have fallen for it, he shouldn't have--

Well, Eseld, your reward for upsetting Torth is more pain, because the paladin abruptly releases his grip on the druid and allows him to tumble to the ground in a heap. He whirls around to face the druid, face red and shoulders scrunched up in anger. ]

You absolute asshole! Stop messing with me you bastard!! Were you just trying to get an answer so you could laugh at the fact that I would actually choose to abandon someone to their death?? So you could laugh at my feelings?? --No, don't answer that, of course that was your intention, because it always is, isn't it?!?

[backstabber]

[ aaaand down he goes. one moment, he's being supported by a giant, lugging brute, and the next, he's flopped into the mud onto his back, his entire body aflame with pain and splattered with cast-off blood. but the sear of the flames simply reminds him that he's still so very alive. the blue sky stretching above is nothing less than mockery, a reminder that he's not the one who should be able to look up at it with living eyes.

the paladin's anger, in contrast, is a welcome respite. his gaze is lazy, belying the pain the rest of his body happens to be in, and if he lays still enough, perhaps he can imagine the pain isn't there at all. what's far more important is this display of righteous indignation of a man pushed too far, too soon, perhaps far too easily preyed on by malevolent whispers.

but that's the point. he waits for the paladin to finish his words, before he lays back against the ground with another soft hum. ]

Of course, you're absolutely right. My words are but always a by-product of my poor personality and shoddy intentions. Nobody else has ever seen through me so clearly. Congratulations, I suppose.

[ but beneath the mockery, there's a shift, a slight waver of expressions as eseld's eyes flicker towards torth, and then-- away. towards the camp, perhaps, hazy. ]

But I wasn't lying when I said I was concerned for your feelings. You worry too much, Torth, my love. But you ought to allow those worries to take you to where you're needed the most. What sort of regret would you have if by dallying with myself upon your back, trudging through weight and mud, you've consigned Fable to dying alone? I'm not willing to take that blame.

[ in the end, it was a selfish line of questioning, but perhaps not the kind of selfishness that torth expected. this, he doesn't indicate or voice. ]

Be honest. You ought to go and find him. That's where you want to be, right?

[lawfuloblivious]

Stop. Stop it.

[ The anger is still there, boiling underneath his skin, but it shifts slightly, mixing with another emotion in a complex whirlpool of feelings that threaten to overwhelm him at Eseld's words. Why? Why was Eseld always like this?? He had an utter distaste for the druid's self-loathing, how it manifested in calm statements about his flawed personality, and the constant urging to abandon him. Like he wasn't deserving of life.

He was still angry at Eseld. But it wasn't because of the hypothetical question and the druid's subsequent teasing anymore. ]

Stop... acting like you deserve to die. Stop acting like someone else's life is worth more than yours. Stop trying to get me to abandon you!

[ His voice rises slowly as he speaks, until at the very end, he's shouting down at the prone druid, shaking from emotion. He can feel his eyes sting a little, and spurred on by the sensation, he kneels down and roughly hooks his arms under the druid's thighs and back and pulls him close, in preparation to carry him again, but also to embrace the injured man. ]

No matter how infuriating you manage to be, your life still has value! And if you don't care about that, well, I do. I care. I care about you, and you're the one in arm's reach right now.

[ There's a short pause, almost like he's collecting thoughts, except he's not actually thinking, he's observing Eseld's reactions to his words. And he pushes on, determined to get the next part of his emotional tirade out. ]

If saving you means dooming Fable to death somewhere else where I can't see, so be it. I'll be sad that I couldn't save him, that's true. It'll hurt a lot, I won't deny that. But I will never, ever regret choosing you, right here and now, over anyone else.

[backstabber]

[ his memories invariably start with this: two children, locked in a tower behind a wooden door that may as well been made of adamantium for their terribly small fists, a single window that, if they stood on their tiptoes one by one, portrayed nothing but the mocking blue sky. one child with a pair of radiant wings the colours of the setting sun. the other with sickly white ones, pressed tight against a pale, frail back. one child striking the other one down with tears outlined stark and pale against flushed cheeks, anger written over the pallid contours of a scrunched up face, holding back grief.

'stop, stop it. stop trying to get me to abandon you!'

in the present, torth's arms encircle him and drag him up like a limp doll from the mud-strewn ground. the flames-- ah, so that's where they originate from, that searing pain that had embraced his entire body concentrated in a sordid patch pressed against his back. his right wing must've broken in the fall, and now torth's meaty palms are now pressing into it as though his life depended on it. but through the pain, all eseld is really concerned about is the fact that his hair must be utterly insalvageable by now, likely needs about five hours worth of steady cantrips to return to its former shine, and that's just unfair.

your life still has value, torth says. i will never, ever regret choosing you, right here and now, over anyone else, he says. words that would make plenty a woman overjoyed if they were so uttered in such a way, torth's sincerity and righteous indignation powering every single utterance. eseld feels tired. a paladin who values all life understands nothing about the life of a single individual. a paladin that regrets everything regrets nothing.

there's a lot that he can say in response. inevitably, however, what comes out first is this: ]

Quite rich, isn't it, coming from a man who's already tossed me aside once. [ the mirthless smile on eseld's face portrays exactly what he thinks about this droll scenario. he falls silent for a long moment however as a tremor of discomfort sifts through his body. his wing is no longer flame-- it's the icy-cold touch of death.

pleasant, all in all. a softer breath-- that despite everything, his gaze up at torth's face is clear, sharp, and unhindered by pain, still ever-full of mockery. ] Remember what I advised? Only ever say what you mean, and mean what you say. And someone who promises so easily...

[ he trails off for a moment, his eyes fluttering shut. ]

Well... let's put it this way: never make a promise that you can't keep, Torth Seaglow.

Now, are you going to walk, or am I going to die in your arms like this?