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[pearlyprincess]

[Today the haughty princess isn't in a very good mood. What could be the cause though? Maybe a servant hasn't been doing what she wanted him to do, or she encountered someone that irritated her. Would you like to ask her and find out?

Warning: She bites.]

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[righteousrebel]

... What's gotten you in a huff, princess?

fixed OTL;;

[pearlyprincess]

Everything! When I woke up today I found out that a servant cleaned up my room and I couldn't find anything at all! I bet she also stole something, they always do! And then I had to attend a stupid council meeting in dumb fancy clothes. All the council members were whining today about really dumb stuff like how I was screwing with the balance and brawling when I shouldn't be! They took my sword away again, those stupid geezers! And then Hanabi and Tsukiko weren't around today so I couldn't go visit other worlds so I was stuck with Memilly and she was glaring at me like usual. Geez, what did I even do to her? I got really bored of being stuck in the hospital with that crazy lady so I...

[You might want to take a seat for this, Yuri. She's just going to keep on ranting.]

[righteousrebel]

[He probably would have taken a seat if there was one nearby. Alas. He listens on to her seemingly endless list of complaints, and has just one thing to say:]

... Being royalty's a pain, isn't it.

1/?

[pearlyprincess]

The biggest! Everyone expects you to be so prim and proper and know this and that and care about what others want! And then when you talk to high ranking people they speak lies and dance around with big words like they're elegant except they're really just covering up how ugly they are!

2/3 I need more icons sob

[pearlyprincess]

[She seems to be done her little rant though, because her expression switches from anger to glee.]

So I just tell it to them like it is. It's sooo hilarious when they make those outraged expressions like I don't know what they're up to! It's even better when they fall for my pranks and wind up looking like idiots! They all hate me because of that but hey, they raised me like that so it's their fault!

3/3

[pearlyprincess]

...oh, but sometimes it's really nice being royalty, because you get to have servants and boss people around, and you never have to do any of the small pointless stuff! And since I'm the princess I can get away with a lot of things! Hehe.

[righteousrebel]

[She's about as far from the princess he's used to talking to as possible. What do, Yuri. Now he's seriously starting to doubt the nobles' ability to parent, but as an orphan he can't say anything on proper upbringing...]

You sound like you're using your power for what it's worth. [Now if only she could do something better with it! Because at this rate she's going to go down in history as "monarch who pissed a lot of people off".] So, while the little people are doing your bidding what do you do with the rest of the time?

I HAS NO ICONS SOB

[pearlyprincess]

Hm... I dunno. I guess pissing off my teachers and other nobility and playing pranks and stuff.

[reified]

[ does the prissy god care?

protip: lolnope. brb appearing overhead. floating prettyboy ahoy! ]

Temper, temper.

[pearlyprincess]

Screw off pretty boy.

[reified]

Rude. [ :|a ]

[pearlyprincess]

Well people don't usually float over someone else's head when they're talking to that person. Why don't you get down here and talk to me properly, pretty boy?

[reified]

Are you insinuating that I should lower myself to your level? If you're so desperate to be on the same level as I am, then why don't you come up instead?

[pearlyprincess]

Che, I don't need to do that. I am very, very comfortable in the fact that I'm way above you. I don't need to do something as small as making you come down here to reassure myself.

[reified]

Oho. How entertaining that fools can say whatever lies they like, regardless of what reality is like. It must be nice, being a fool.

THIS IS GOING NOWHERE FAST

[pearlyprincess]

And it's really interesting to see idiots believe whatever they like, regardless of what is actually true. It must be nice, being an idiot.

WHOO HOOOOO

[reified]

Oh? I suppose you have nothing original to say. How very parrot-like.

Re: WHOO HOOOOO

[pearlyprincess]

[Shinju shrugs casually, not in the least bit bothered by that jab.]

Everyone knows what can be done has already been done. We're all just copying each other now.

[reified]

[ ... surprisingly enough, he actually settles down at that. ]

Ah, so it seems that you're not entirely dull.

Good, this might actually be worth my time.

[pearlyprincess]

You're not too bad either. You're a hell of a lot more entertaining than pretty much all of the people I have to see on a daily basis.

[reified]

Too bad for you. Perhaps you should find yourself a change of scenery.

... though it's true that there's very little of interest to see, no matter where one looks.

[pearlyprincess]

Even if I did, all the annoying people would follow me so it wouldn't be fun at all.

[She huffs at that.]

[reified]

Why? You can't even outrun idiots? Maybe I've overestimated you.

[pearlyprincess]

Hey, hey, hey! Don't go saying that, I haven't even tried yet! I bet I could outrun those dumbasses easy!

[reified]

Is that so? Why don't you back up your words, then? I'd like to see you try.